A Letter to Myself

03 May

Dear Dumb Ass,

What the fuck are you doing?

You are killing yourself. You weigh more than you ever have. You aren’t exercising nearly enough. And, you look horrid.

Your office is a fucking disaster zone. And, you aren’t working hard enough.

You are sleeping too much. You are wasting too much fucking time.

You have allowed laziness to affect you… No, infect you for far too long. It is time to end that shit.

You are the only one standing in your way.

Stop allowing life to happen. Get off your fucking ass and seize this life.

Clean your office.
Wake up early.
Exercise first thing in the morning.
Eat healthy.
Bike to work.
When at work, bike anywhere you need to go (store, sub shop, etc.)

Let’s fucking go!


Your Really Fucking Tired of Looking and Feeling Like Shit Self

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Posted by on May 3, 2011 in Random



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